-mini story- our wife Fshy! by Colonist!- [Tallying playthrough choices…] [Took up Fluttershy’s offer to volunteer at the animal shelter per the flyer in Chapter 1…] [Improvised zils for Fluttershy’s tambourine out of soda can metal pieces in Chapter 2…] [Crafted practice archery arrows for Fluttershy’s for the Friendship Games in Chapter 3…] [Let go of a hooked fish per Fluttershy’s request at Camp Everfree in Chapter 4…] [Volunteered Fluttershy to get on stage as a dancer for DJ Pon-3’s finale in Chapter 5…] *Four years later…* ???: Oh, you’re awake! *You rub your eyes against the glare of the incoming sunlight and turn away from it, incidentally turning away from the source of the voice in doing so. Where are you?* ???: O-oh my! I didn’t think we drank that much champagne at last night’s reception…did we? You: Huh? *Champagne? Reception? The first thing that comes to mind is a wedding of some sort. Wait, but weren’t you just a student at…and…huh? You rub your eyes again and look at the lady in bride-like lingerie lying next you. She greets you with a warm smile and places her hand in yours. You reflexively squeeze in return. No matter the circumstances of this unfamiliar situation, it seemed to be the appropriate thing to do regardless. You try and play it cool in gleaning more information as discreetly as possible.* You: Gosh, darling. I think that champagne was a little harder than I’m used to. ???: Darling? I mean, I’ve always worked around animals and such, but I’ve never heard you use a pet name until now. It’s always been “Shy,” remember? You: Shy…right. *You rub your forehead with your thumb and forefinger, feigning a headache.* You: Freaking hangover. Shy: You know we got married last night, right? *You try to play along. To avoid looking suspicious, you somehow get the impromptu idea to joke about your situation.* You: Wait, you’re not the hooker I hired last night! Shy: Hmph, I hope you’re joking! That sounds like something Spike and Zephyr would’ve come up with for the bachelor party… *Spike and Zephyr…right! You remember them are Sci-Twi’s dog and Shy’s younger brother respectively.* Shy: Ringing any bells? You: Some. I remember wedding bells yesterday. *You completely bluffed on that last part, but it looks like you’re right as Shy nods her head in confirmation.* Shy: Right! You: And we’re going to be heading off on our honeymoon soon, right? Shy: Oh goodness me, we’re already there. Our rainforest excursion? You: Oh, right! The rainforest! Animals and flora and such… *You keep dancing around with whatever information you’ve gleaned to keep up the act, but you don’t think you can keep up a convincing front for too much longer. An escape route or a convenient excuse sounds good right about now.* You: Think we should grab breakfast? I could use some protein and water. I think I might be hungover. Shy: Huh? But…we didn’t even consummate the marriage. You: Wait, we didn’t? Last night was kind of a blur, Shy. With the reception and the dancing and the drinking, I’m assuming that our wedding night covered all that, didn’t it? Shy: Well, no. We kind of just flopped down and crashed on the bed after the reception. We were so tired, after all! *You look down at yourself. You’re still in your socks and unbuttoned dress shirt. The rest of the tuxedo lies on the floor.* You: I…can it wait until after breakfast? I really could go for some - *Shy places her finger against your lips.* Shy: Shhhhh. You know, I don’t think you’re as hungover as you’re letting on. You: What? Shy: Just hear me out…um…feel me out first, okay? *The girl’s bra falls away, and you’re blown away by the sight. You still keep up the act of seeing something familiar.* You: It’s always the first time for me whenever I see those magnificent tits! Shy: Correct, hehe. It’s fitting that you’re using animal terminology - considerate of my passions, huh? *Shy reaches back and hooks her thumb into the waistband of the garter belt and undies.* Shy: Hmm, terminology? You: Pft, that’s easy. What a sweet ass. Shy: Donkey! Haha! *Your bride removes the covering article of clothing. She gestures for you to scoot upward toward the headboard of the bed so that her face is now lined up with your crotch. Shy is about to reach out when she suddenly holds herself back.* Shy: Oh my. I have to remember to take off these gloves. I forgot that snakes are ectothermic! *Shy removes her gloves using her teeth and she grasps the “snake” by the body and strokes it to full stiffness.* *A couple hours of a “hands-on” exploration…* You: Wow! I can’t remember ever experiencing something as mind-blowing as that! Although I’m sure we’ve done that before, right? Shy: Hehe, well…I can help you remember. You: Huh? *She taps both of her earrings and places her hands back into yours. Almost as if someone had literally inserted a new block of memory into your brain, you immediately remember everything that happened before you woke up. You’re indeed married to “Shy” (full name “Fluttershy”), and you weren’t hungover from last night. In fact, you were eagerly waiting to seal the final consummation deal that night when Fluttershy suggested that you wait until the next morning for an even bigger surprise. You took her at her word and calmly went to sleep before waking up to what you just experienced.* You: Fluttershy!? But…how did you do that with - Fluttershy: Oh, it’s these earrings! A wedding gift from Wallflower in our world, enchanted by Princess Celestia from across the portal, these earrings incorporate a piece of the fractured Memory Stone. No worries though, these fragments only have a fraction of their original power and only last for a few hours with only light amnesia at best. You: Memory Stone, of course! I’m touched that Wallflower was able to get you something even if she couldn’t make it to the wedding, but I’m wondering why you need the enchantment? Fluttershy: Um…I figured that if you could temporarily forget our previous intimacies…that every single time would be as mind-blowing as the first time? You: Aww…Fluttershy. Every single time would be mind-blowing! I don’t need induced amnesia to experience that! *You reach up to her ears to remove Wallflower’s gifted earrings and place them on the nearby nightstand.* You: Now that I remember everything, I do recall that I love my bride to be completely naked. So how about we try that again now that I’ve adjusted the outfit? Fluttershy: Hehe, I thought you wanted to get breakfast? You: Scratch that part of the honeymoon itinerary, Shy. We’ll make it in time for brunch after this time. If we don’t, then I wouldn’t mind having you as all-day room service for lunch and dinner! Fluttershy: Haha! [x] Volunteered at least five afternoons at the animal shelter with Fluttershy. [S Rank Ending Unlocked: Shying The Knot!]